Snooki Doesn't Want To Be Heidi Montag

She wants to be New York from Flavor of Love, but that is besides the point.

After being shown a picture of the new life-form known as Franken-Heidi (formally Heidi Montag), Snooki from the Jersey Shore insisted that she would never have as much plastic surgery as her MTV reality show comrade. She explained:

“This is who I am and this is who I always will be. Now, no girl is going to say no to a little pampering here and there, I like the girly side in me. I am sure I will go through some changes, but nothing too intense. This is me.”

We’ll see how long that mentality lasts if she gets her own reality show.

We give her six months, tops. That’s how long it will take for the Jersey hype to calm down and for Snooks to need a stunt for attention.

Bet if you call Heidi she could get you an appointment!

[Image via WENN/Pacific Coast News.]