Enough already!
Lily Allen Tweeted quite an unflattering photo of Courtney Love which naturally sent Court on a Twitter rampage even causing her to retaliate with links to pictures of Lily not looking her best!
She Tweets:
“oh @lilyroseallen tweeted that pic? thats just baby brat nonsense we are NOT having a” FUED” WOULDNT DEIGN TO post a pic of her thighs.”
“@lilyroseallen but im not the one on gak every night dear, you are, and im not the one who uses the word “relevant” to reassure meselfALWAYS”
“@lilyroseallen your really a brat, is there anyone who you havent started a meaningless strop with? the night you did all the blow on earth”
“@lilyroseallen the night you home invaded me did all the blow ive ever seen in my home wouldnt leave and blamed ME for yr shit show?thighs?”
“But then again i dont pick fights with insanely deluded irrevelant friendless unatractive children who noone i know even close to likes.”
“if @lilyroseallen had a lock on chanel couture ill eat my miumiu my prada and my cavalli i just got in sample size. theres no way, inhelll”
“& i was over it and then she twitpicced a lovely unflattering picture of me whose got the most? we could go on all night, shes jealous endof”
“like a feral woofy dog whose not gettiong enough attention hissing as me and the boys walked by, i know we beat fucking ass at nme so suckit”
“am i model? excuse me did i join up for a beauty pageant? you know besides her “im so relevant” delusion she thinks music is about beautysad”
“owrds of the Vogue editrix had dinner with ” that girl is just a fat leedle english brat wiz a rich mommy tomorrow voila!gone” its tomorrow”
“so keep postibg ugly photos of me lily theres 1000s theres also testinis avedons helmuts lindberghs mcdeans mert and markus mondinos”
“refuse to do this anymore 1000s of ugly as hell pictures of lily/me dont care, she should have been HUGELY flattered. instead shes jealous”
“whata sad baby, retire already so you can stop picking fights with everyone for no reason, ps tip, nme awards not venue to dress filmstar”
“me thibks lily wishes she was all sorts of things shes not my best assett ater loyalty and honour is i dont wish i was something im not,”
“your all right it is beneath me & pathetic of her ,for me to respond to her hissy nasty woof woof, thats it enough of it, shes boringdull”
“so sorry if i let my pissiness get th ebetter of me sometimes it does ya know, what a poor girl we shoudl all send a prayer her way.”
“yeah guys again apologies ffor engaging her let her fight with her nirrior i am not in it for the frock,”
“ironically or not the title of my book is ” ..and shes bot even pretty cos thats alwyas the moan about me, isnt it, its so low, im sorry”
“sorry to even respond it wont happen again you can stop warchig now and drink you r haterade alone in a bar w her ive got an aus phoner todo”
“god i feel so stupid when i t”
“take the baiit! do you ever feel like ab idiot when someone whines “and hes not ven pretty” esp when theyre on a self loahing tear!peace!”
Wowsa!
And Lily’s response to all of this?
“sorry, that was mean. enuff of these juvenile musings , i should never have risen to the bait. silly lily.”
Silly is right! We think both of you should shut the eff up now!
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[Image via WENN.]
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