Brad's Face Is Growing Fur Because...

He’s bored.

That’s it. Mystery solved.

Brad Pitt has the longest, ugliest soul patch the world has ever seen out of “boredom.”

He admitted it at the London premiere of Kick-Ass the other night, saying: “It’s boredom – no other reason than that.”

We don’t accept this excuse, not from one of the supposed sexiest men alive. You have a responsibility to be HAWT, damn it! Is this the kind lesson you want to teach your pack of offspring? That is okay to ignore your responsibilities!

For shame! SHAVE!

[Image via WENN.]