A King And His Crown

And it’s only the finest costume store bought crown money could buy!

You didn’t expect the soon to be King Spencer Pratt to legally change his name and not have a crown to back it up did you?

The King Douche, with scepter in hand, and plastic wife Heidi Montag at his side, took time out from his battle royale against Ryan Seacrest, to walk among the peasants at The Roosevelt Hotel pool in Hollywood on Wednesday.

Those peasants should feel honored to be in the presence of royalty!

[Image via Kevin Perkins/Pacific Coast News Online.]