Almost As Bad As Britney At The VMAs

Johnny Depp‘s wife “performed” at the NRJ Music Awards in France this past weekend.

And by performed, we mean sucked big time!

Not only did Vanessa Paradis totally lipsynch her song, but she meandered around the stage so lethargically it practically put us to sleep.

Don’t do heroin before the show!

Click here to watch her shiteous performance!