We assumed all of Amanda Bynes‘ job opportunities would be hurt by her recent antics. But it’s her legal troubles that got the All That star her latest offer.
Amanda’s arrest and investigation of alleged pot paraphernalia prompted Grenco Science CEO Chris Folkerts to offer her a new job as a company spokesmodel!
So what does Grenco Science make? Oh, nothing terribly interesting. Just… weed vaporizers!
That’s right, Grenco would like to Amanda to join rapper The Game in promoting their new G-Pen vaporizor. In a letter offering Amanda a contract, Folkerts says:
“We think you’d be a great spokesperson … we know you will love our vaporizers so much you will never use a water pipe or bowl ever again.”
Sounds like Folkerts thinks he knows What A Girl Wants! Pot!
So will Amanda be the new face of G-Pens? And what will that face look like after more surgery?
We may never know! Unfortunately, the company only pays their spokesmodels in Funyuns! LOLz!
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