Hold Up! Bachelor Pad's Vienna & Kasey Have NOT Split Up!

Not according to Kasey anyway.
Earlier, we had reported that Bachelor Pad lovers Vienna Girardi. and Kasey Kahl had decided to end their relationship. We were ready for tears and a reunion special and slander in every news source willing to print it. However, instead only statement was released by Kasey, confirming that in actuality, the couple are FINE.
He tells US Weekly:

“We’re just doing [the relationship] long distance right now. It’s for the best.”

Well that was … not convincing.
Why long distance? Didn’t you guys just buy a house together? Things are adding up, sir!
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