Texas Researchers Believe They Have Bigfoot's DNA!

Bigfoot EXISTS!!!! Sorta!!!! Ok…not really!!!!
“Scientists” in Texas claim they have analyzed DNA from over 100 samples and they believe Bigfoot and “Squatches” are currently roaming through the United States.
The “researchers” believe that they have discovered the genetic material of a hominid hybrid, a beast stuck between human and apes.
Why are we using air quotes??? Because we’re not sure if these are credible scientists.
But, they do say that if Bigfoots are found, they should be treated humanely.
That’s something we can get behind!