OK, so Billie Eilish does an interview every year with Vanity Fair, the “Same Interview” series, in which she’s answered the same questions on her birthday, each December 18, one year later, as she’s grown up as a teen and rising star in the music industry. Her changing answers, showing her developing priorities and POV, has been fascinating and insightful. The first time she did it she was 16 years old. Now she’s 23. And so things have gotten a little more… adult.
In the Eighth Year interview, published Wednesday, she answered whether she’d accomplished her goals from the previous year. Turns out one of her goals for 2024?
“Be having good sex.”
Well, Billie from this year responded, laughing heartily:
“Got there! … Yes, I’ve had a lot of good sex, so… you’re welcome, Billie!”
Good for her! But, uh… We can’t help thinking… That’s… an inneresting goal. When you’re thinking of goals for the new year, typically that means something you have yet to accomplish or weren’t doing enough this year. Right?
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Well, in 2023 she did famously have a boyfriend. She had been dating Jesse Rutherford since late 2022. So fans now are putting 2 and 2 together and getting… not enough foreplay?

Folks online are convinced she’s implying here that the Neighbourhood singer was terrible in bed, and this was a cry for help from the unfulfilled!
“It’s funny how canonically, Jesse Rutherford, is bad at sex”
“if my ex started wishing for good sex after we broke up i’d just kill myself, how bad do you have to be
”
“if billie over her talking about having good sex…oh then it was THAT BAD-”
“How does jesse rutherford go into the world every day knowing that the entire population knows that he’s bad in bed”
“billie can’t rest peacefully until shes sure that the ENTIRE WORLD knows that he was bad in bed
”
“that man sucked so bad at sex that billie made a song abt it,and reminds us abt that when she performs in different ways and then she asked her future self to have good sex PLEASE
”
“jesse rutherford found crying in a corner”
Ha! OMG! She didn’t even have to say that man’s name, and everyone got the memo! Oof.
Do YOU think Billie is telling us her ex is bad at sex??
[Image via Vanity Fair/YouTube/MEGA/WENN.]
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