Ethan Hawke sure wasn’t filled with Irish cheer on St. Patrick’s Day!
New York’s Atlantic Theater was hosting a 24-Hour plays event and Hawke surprised the audience by taking the stage.
With acoustic guitar in hand he announced, “Someone I know wrote this song while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce.” Gasp, clutch! A ditty about Uma!
His song included lyrics about “not caring if [he] ever saw New York again,” “the lawyers,” and ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ most telling ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ “my wife.” Uma!!! “My wife hates me,” he sang, adding something about how she would call him a prick, how he longed to send for his children, tralalala singing stuff. We were intoxicated, both with beverages and with memories of Dead Poets Society. And then! “My wife is a big fat beast,” he sang. We gasped, along with the rest of the audience. He called Uma fat! In public! Sheepishly, Hawke broke his musicianly stride: “Yeah, I was very upset at the time.”
Wasn’t Ethan’s rumored infidelity the reason why they divorced?????
Wow, time hasn’t healed the wounds for Hawke!
[Image via WENN.]
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