Police in Akron, Ohio just got a big steaming break in a gross, stanky case.
They now have a photograph of the Bowel Movement Bandit!!
Yes, the B.M. bandit is a real person. There is a serial pooper in Akron. This sicko strikes between 5:30am and 6:30am, dropping early morning steamers on neighborhood cars.
Over the past three years, at least 19 cars have been taken to Brown Town, all in the same vicinity. That’s so sh*tty!
What’s awful is some of the victims have been sh*t hit several times!
But that was the serial sh*tter’s downfall! One of the victims set up a camera and actually caught the guy’s butt face on video!
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Now local media outlets are circulating the photo in an attempt to track down this deuce-bag.
Check out the video (below) to get a look into the (possibly brown) eyes of a devious defecator.