Bret Easton Ellis Wants To Write The 50 Shades Of Grey Movie!


No way. No EFFING way.
This could be terrifying. And also absolutely PERFECT!
When author Bret Easton Ellis, of American Psycho and Rules of Attraction fame, isn’t taking cracks at Glee in the most offensive ways possible on his Twitter page, he apparently is using the social media platform to let the world know he wants to adapt the Twilight fanfic-turned pop culture phenomenon 50 Shades Of Grey!
Yeah. We couldn’t make this shiz up if we tried!
He wrote:

https://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/211506036224442369″ data-datetime=”2012-06-09T17:12:23+00:00

https://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/211595149480960000″ data-datetime=”2012-06-09T23:06:29+00:00

https://twitter.com/BretEastonEllis/status/211675436151877634″ data-datetime=”2012-06-10T04:25:31+00:00

Seriously, though…can anyone deny how horrifically right up his alley this book series is for him?
In fact, he could probably give the story a lot more depth and style!
AND perversion! Ha!
Hey! Stranger things have happened!
What do U think?? Is Bret Easton Ellis the man for the job??
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