Bruce Willis Is Sensitive, Wants To Direct

Oh, how nice.

Bruce Willis – who specializes in portraying gun-toting sweaty action heroes – is slated to make his directorial debut with a film destined for reruns on Lifetime.

Awww!

The film is a “psychological drama about a woman grappling with family tragedy.”

Willis is going to star in the film as the woman’s father.

Wait, are you sure it’s not a film about a woman with a potato head???

Trying for some career suicide there, Bruce?