Miu Miu has fired Kirsten Dunst as their spokeswhore.
And, they’ve just hired Johnny Depp’s gal, Vanessa Paradis, to be their new face.
The fall campaign featuring the gap-toothed Mademoiselle Paradis will be shot by the famous fashion photogs Mert Alas and Marcus Pioggott.
A Miu Miu spokeswoman declined to comment.
We think she wanted to say, “We didn’t want our brand repped by a dirty, rehabed hasbeen anymore.”
Touche!