Buh Bye Drunkst!

Miu Miu has fired Kirsten Dunst as their spokeswhore.

And, they’ve just hired Johnny Depp’s gal, Vanessa Paradis, to be their new face.

The fall campaign featuring the gap-toothed Mademoiselle Paradis will be shot by the famous fashion photogs Mert Alas and Marcus Pioggott.

A Miu Miu spokeswoman declined to comment.

We think she wanted to say, “We didn’t want our brand repped by a dirty, rehabed hasbeen anymore.”

Touche!