This is only cool if it was a team of bears!!
Instead of carrying out bags filled with dollars, some lameass ran away with bags filled with euros Trout! Least sexy a heist ever!!
Peeps at the San Joaquin State Fish Hatchery found the gate pried open and fish-blood covering the floors and over a thousand fish missing on Sunday.
This week game authorizes investigating Cali’s first large-scale theft from a state fish hatchery. Why is it the first large scale theft? Maybe it’s cause the merchandise goes bad almost immediately. We’re sure wherever the fish are, they are gross and smell like… um… rotting fish!
Our source says trout only go for about $7 a pound and that the trout stolen weighed about 3 pounds each.
We suppose $21,000 isn’t anything to scoff at. But stealing fish still wont get you into Ocean’s 11!!
[image via gocalifornia.com]
