South Park Kills! And Brings People Back From The Dead!

South Park Kills! And Brings People Back From The Dead!

In the HIGHlarious (although, some would argue crass) season premiere, deceased celebrities rose from their grave to haunt the boys of South Park.

Billy Mays, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, Walter Cronkite, DJ AM and Michael Jackson were just some celebrities to be trapped in purgatory, waiting to enter heaven.

Jackson went as far as to inhabit Ike’s body and force him to do terrible impersonations, resulting in banishing him by parodying child beauty pageants.

But, Mays came back pitching a new product, Chipoltaway, which helped those that ingested Chipotle remove the blood from their underwear.

Mayjah LOLs!!!

Vulgar. Tasteless. And we loves it!

Watch the clip (above) to laugh your ass off or be offended!

You choose!

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Vandalized! Poor Ed

Vandalized! Poor Ed

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With all the attention on Michael Jackson‘s passing, no one seems to remember that we also lost a TV legend as well. Ed McMahon was a television icon, but some people have no respect for that kind of thing.

This was the condition of Ed’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Wednesday.

How awful!

No flowers, no notes, and of course, the clear vandalization of his honor.

Don’t worry, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce came to clean it up immediately, but how sad.

Shame.

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Ed McMahon Remembered

Ed McMahon Remembered

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Celebrating in life!

200 guests gathered for Ed McMahon‘s memorial service at Forest Lawn in Los Angeles to pay their respects on Sunday.

Natalie Cole performed her song Smile, while McMahon’s wife – Pam – and his children and grandchildren spoke at the service.

Guests included Jimmy Kimmel, Tony Danza and Johnny Carson‘s former wife, Joanna Carson.

The former Tonight Show announcer lost his battle with systemic bone cancer, along with other health issues, and had been treated at the UCLA Medical Center. His wife was by his side when he passed away on Tuesday.

The TV icon received an outpouring of love and emotion, which resulted in a final standing ovation!

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R.I.P.

R.I.P.

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Ed McMahon has passed away, his publicist said Tuesday.

McMahon died just past midnight at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles.

The former Tonight Show sidekick had suffered a lot of health setbacks these last few years and was also battling cancer.

He was 86 years old.

Our thoughts and well-wishes to his family and friends!

Sad.

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Ed McMahon To Be Evicted!

Ed McMahon To Be Evicted!

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Attention Publisher’s Clearing House!

Ed McMahon needs a big check $TAT!

He has been struggling to pay his mortgage for quite some time now and has finally lost the battle, owing $644,000 to the bank.

Now, his house will be auctioned off at the end of the month, unless he can come up with a heaping bundle of cash very quickly.

Hey, didn’t he just win a settlement? Where’s that money at?

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Ed McMahon Won’t Be Suing His Docs

Ed McMahon Won’t Be Suing His Docs

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Ed McMahon has dropped his lawsuit against the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for the misdiagnosis of his broken neck.

McMahon claimed back in September 2008 that the hospital failed to perform an x-ray and give the former Tonight Show co-star the treatment he needed.

Ed’s attorneys have settled the issue with both the hospital and doctors for an undi$closed amount.

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

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Ed McMahon To Testify From Bed?

Ed McMahon To Testify From Bed?

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Ed McMahon – who is battling bone cancer – may have to take his deposition for his lawsuit against Cedars Sinai from his bed in the ICU at the UCLA Medical Center.

If Ed doesn’t have his deposition taken, he risks having the case discarded completely.

McMahon’s lawyer has written Cedars Sinai’s legal team stating that Ed, who has been bedridden for the past 3 months, will be available, however, “He is not able to leave his hospital bed. Please suggest appropriate dates next week. Please be advised that Ed remains in ICU so medical precautions will be necessary at the direction of the attending UCLA staff.”

We hope Cedars shows some compassion!

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Ed McMahon: Alive and Kicking!

Ed McMahon: Alive and Kicking!

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There’s a lot of inaccurate news floating around about the health of TV personality Ed McMahon.

Reps for the star reached out exclusively to PerezHilton.com to clear things up:

Contrary to rumors circulating at certain internet sites and news organizations, Ed McMahon is alive and kicking, and is in fact amused by rumors of his demise. According to his doctors he is showing remarkable strength, having an excellent week, and looking forward to celebrating his 86th birthday Friday.

And there you have it.

We hope all your birthday wishes come true, Mr. McMahon!

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Ed McMahon Diagnosed With Cancer Too!

Ed McMahon Diagnosed With Cancer Too!

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As we mentioned earlier today, Ed McMahon‘s health is in a very delicate state as he’s been hospitalized for almost a month now with a bad case of pneumonia.

Quite serious for the soon to be 86-year-old.

And, now we’ve learned there’s even worse news! So horrible.

ET has just confirmed that McMahon has been in the intensive care unit and was recently diagnosed with systemic bone cancer!!!

His wife Pam is said to be by his side. A source says her “deep faith is helping her through this difficult time.

Forget her, though, how’s McMahon doing???

Let’s hope he overcomes this makes it out of the hospital soon!

Sending good vibes your way, Ed.

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Ed McMahon Hospitalized For Pneumonia, Does Not Look Good

Ed McMahon Hospitalized For Pneumonia, Does Not Look Good

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Beloved TV personality Ed McMahon has been hospitalized with a bad case of pneumonia.

He’s actually been in the hospital for a month now!

Johnny Carson’s former sidekick is 85-years-old.

His spokesman confirmed his hospitalization, adding, “He’s not at Cedars-Sinai” with which McMahon is engaged with a malpractice and elder abuse lawsuit.

Get well soon Ed!

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