Charlie Sheen WILL Show Up In Court Today

Hey, Washington, D.C.! Expect the MaSheen to be a little bit late tonight. He’s got somewhere to be today!

As we’ve reported, Charlie Sheen’s ex wife, Brooke Mueller, went back to rehab yesterday after going on a week long binge and refusing to take a court appointed drug test last Friday. As she is no longer available to care for their twin boys, Charlie is hoping to have a judge reinstate fully custody to him, so he can take Bob and Max out on the road with him.

Charlie reportedly feels so strongly about getting his kids back that he is flying out to Los Angeles as we speak to be on hand at the hearing today to discuss their custody agreement. He is said to be planning on getting back both physical and legal custody of the twins, arguing that Brooke is completely unfit to care for the boys do to her relapse.

But again we have to ask – how fit are you? Are you really the lesser of two evils? We’re sure as hell not convinced of that and we hope the judge won’t be either. These boys deserve a safe and secure environment, one that is stable and not surrounded by crazy.

A tour bus private jet filled with goddesses nannies doesn’t really fit that criteria, if you ask us.

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