All hail the warlock!
Charlie Sheen is featured in the newest Playboy and, while he never puts those goods on display, the winningest winner of Winville did give an intimate glimpse into his mind.
Scary, we know!!
The self-proclaimed Vatican assassin doesn’t have a lot of regrets in his 46 years of life — but he does feel bad about how his relationship with former Two And A Half Men star Jon Cryer ended.
Charlie mostly feels terrible for calling him a “traitor” and a “troll.”
He admitted:
“That was wrong. I whaled on him unnecessarily… He was trying to keep the sh-t together, trying to cover my ass, pick up the slack. He just got caught in the crossfire. He’s a beautiful man and a f**king fabulous dude and I miss him. I need to repair that relationship, and I will. I will reach out and do whatever is necessary.”
Hmmm — that’s kind of an apology!
We wonder whether Cryer will give him another chance??
Quasi-apologies are nice — but where’s the patented weirdness we’re used to in one of Charlie’s interviews??
When asked about who was REALLY responsible for his 2.5 Men dismissal, Charlie gave an answer no one was expecting: Dave Chapelle!!
What the…!?
Charlie jokingly explained:
“Remember the scene where he’s a blind white supremacist who doesn’t know he’s black? It’s f**king hilarious. I’d never seen it, and I laughed myself into a hernia. That is 100 percent true… It’s his fault. There you go. Dave Chappelle cost me my job.”
Yup. That sounds more like our favorite nut!
[Image via Mr. Blue & HRC/WENN.]
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