Chicago Doesn't Heart Tara Reid

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Tara Reid‘s upcoming Chicago party isn’t selling well!

No one is making reservations, so calls are going out to the town’s party people saying, “Congrats! I’d like to offer you and all of your friends free tickets to see Tara Reid this weekend!”

It’s cool, though. We doubt the club paid her more than a couple grand!

Tara should just relocate to Australia. At least she has some hope down under!