Chris Brown And Po-Po Build Bar Brawl Case Against ‘Drake And His Thugs’

Can’t we all just get along?!?
Chris Brown was injured last Wednesday after Drake allegedly “passed the Courvoisier” right into CB’s head.
While Drake insists he was rolling out when the fight began, Chris and his beautiful legal people claim they have evidence that proves Drake actually started the whole brawl!
Breezy’s attorney Mark Geragos had this to say:

“I believe the police are building a case against Drake and his thugs… Clearly, Drake was the instigator, and there is evidence he threw glassware.”

What exactly is this mystery evidence? No clue! He won’t tell anyone but the cops!
We still have no idea whether any of this has to do with Rihanna!
And, if so, will she be pissed if it turns out Drake started the fight then tried to cover it up?? Or will she love the way he lies because it resulted in stitches for Breezy??
All this drama is beginning to play out like a cheesy soap-opera — WE LOVE IT!!
After cops shut down W.i.P for being gross and disgusting, we think CB should be less concerned with casting blame and more concerned with getting penicillin for his chin gash!
Who knows what kind of nasty bacteria crawled up in that thing?? LOLz!!
[Image via Stefan Jeremiah & Judy Eddy/WENN.]