Colorado Has Nothing Better To Do, Plants A Peyton Manning Cornfield

Dear Colorado,
You guys have such beautiful nature around you — your mountains are magical and mysterious and breath-taking. Why are you not exploring and enjoying them instead of creating giant corn mazes that (kind of) look like Peyton Manning??
We should be more specific: we’re talking to you, Greeley, Colorado!
Regardless, we still love you.
If you need us to point you to some killer time-management seminars, we’re sure we can find some for you!
Love,
THE WORLD!
LOLz!!
(Secretly, we’re impressed!)
[Image via Twitter.]