Completely Gratuitous

Well, hello to you, too!

Check out the seriously SEKSI Brit Aaron Johnson – who is right on the cusp of hitting it big time with his starring role in Kick-Ass – in his Details Magazine spread!!

Yummy!

And get this! He’s 19 and about to become a father with his 43 year old girlfriend, Sam Taylor-Wood!

Holy SHIZ!

CUCKOO-KACHOO, MRS. ROBINSON!