Some brave soul at Conde Nast has created a Twitter for the building’s elevator!
The tweets are from actual conversations overheard inside the 4 Times Square lifts and some of the things that come out of people’s mouths are HIGHlarious.
Here are some of our faves so far:
Girl: Omigod what happened to your knee?! Fashion boy: Oh god, I fell dancing! Girl: Omigod it’s like you came back from the war.
Fl 5 Lady peering at her friend’s to-go box of lettuce and carrots: Ooooh, that looks good!
[Guy walks into elevator wearing “Legalize Gay” t-shirt] Teen Voguer: That shirt is so two months ago.
Girl #1: There should be an elevator that only goes to Vogue. Just up to the 12th floor and back down. Girl #2: totally.
[Girl holding brownie abashedly in elevator] Male coworker: I’m not judging you.
Summer Intern: My driver had SUCH a bad attitude. I was like, “don’t complain to me, I didn’t eat lunch either! You think I eat clothes?”
Sounds like a great place to work, doesn’t it?
[Image via AP Images.]