Frankly…we’re not too sure!
These things sound like Sexy Mad Libs filled in by a…well, a 17 year old child bride!
Courtney Stodden and her father husband, Doug Hutchison, celebrated their first Christmas together as a married couple, and the teen bride decided to honor the occasion by bringing out her most A-game of uncomfortable Tweets the Monday after with:
Romance becomes restless as I angelically swing above the bed wearing nothing but wings! Sweet dreams XOs
So uh…did she learn astral projection…or did that husband of hers just buy them a sex swing?
You know what? Nevermind.
We don’t want to know.
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