Oh, lovely! Another Dina Lohan mom of the century in the making!
The world collectively shivered, and then gagged, when it was reported that 51-year-old Doug Hutchison married 16-going-on-meth-faced Courtney Stodden, which of course, is most creepy given the fact that her parents consented to what is essentially statutory rape!
But luckily, her mother Krista has opened up about the whole debacle, and wants the world to approve of the modern-day Romeo and Juliet, because she does!
She explains:
‘He├óΓé¼Γäós not creepy. He is such a great guy, he├óΓé¼Γäós so intelligent. I see why they├óΓé¼Γäóre together, he looks like he├óΓé¼Γäós in his early 30s, and Courtney looks like he├óΓé¼Γäós in her late 20s. It├óΓé¼Γäós like they├óΓé¼Γäóre talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug. He├óΓé¼Γäós with my daughter and I wouldn├óΓé¼Γäót want a creepy guy with my daughter. He├óΓé¼Γäós a wonderful, great man. Doug was managing Courtney’s career, but he has so many things coming his way that he just can’t handle it all. It will be better for Courtney with me managing her. I love my daughter, and I’ve been a good parent.’
Of course!
Since they look like they’re closer in age then they ACTUALLY ARE, it’s TOTALLY okay for them to be together! Phew!
We TOTALLY agree now! It’s not creepy!
Now it’s just SUPER effed up and disturbing! Congrats!