It appears like some other lucky Muggles besides Daniel Radcliffe will be cast in the upcoming Harry Potter spinoff!
Just take away our wands pronto before we perform an Unforgivable Curse!
Talking about the recently announced Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them, Daniel performed Crucio on our souls, and may potentially send us to St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, by telling us that neither he would be joining the film, nor probably Rupert Grint and Emma Watson:
“Needless to say I wouldn’t be involved, and I guess none of the others will be, but I know nothing about it.”
Are you sure about this, Daniel? Remember Dolores Umbridge told you that you must not tell LIES! That’s it, get out the Veritaserum!
Okay, so it kind of makes sense that Harry Potter wouldn’t appear in a film that takes place 70 years before Harry Potter. Thanks for spoiling everything, logic!
Ugh, if you’ll need us, we’ll be spending a couple of hours in front of the Mirror of Erised seeing Daniel in the new movie, and weeping like Moaning Myrtle.
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