Don’t let David Beckham‘s Armani cock fool you! According to an Italian journalist his package ain’t nothin’ to brag about.
Elena Di Cioccio was on a mission to find out if Becks really did have those “Golden Balls” that his wife Victoria named his sack.
So what did she do? Grabs his junk!
David was outside of his Milan hotel telling the press how the people of the city ” have been incredible to me around the city” when Elena literally grabbed him by the balls!
That lucky bitch!
After giving the Beckham family jewels a good feel she went running down the street shouting “E piccolo, Beckham”. Translation: Beckham is small!
Tragic.
The journalist was eventually escorted away from David, but was later seen chasing his car screaming “You’ve taken us for a ride! How could you? David!”
Big or small, Beck is still hot, but if he’d like to go on record and present photographic proof, we wouldn’t mind that either!
[Image via WENN.]
