Director Michael Bay Quits Transformers!!!!

Michael Bay is done with making big blockbusters!!!! For now.

“After the three and a half years I’ve spent making these movies, I feel like I’ve had enough of the Transformers world,” says the Revenge of the Fallen director. “I need to do something totally divergent, something without any explosions.”

Straight males aged 12-45 may never see a movie again!!!!!!

“It’s easy to go shoot an art movie in a winery in the South of France. But people have no idea how hard it is to create something like Transformers. They (the critics) review me before they’ve even seen the movie,” explains the big baby filmmaker, whose salary for the first of the action franchise totaled $80 million.

What’s next for Bay?!

Maybe he’ll finally pursue that career in dramatic liturgy!!!!!!!

Probably too easy!!!