Forget Sisqo, this dog is truly the biggest fan of that thong thong thong thong thong!
Brian, a four-year-old Samoyed, found himself in an interesting medical predicament after he ingested one too many… THONGS.
The sneaky dog did everything in his power to snatch thongs from his unsuspecting owner, tactics which included preying on laundry baskets and household bathrooms.
Brian’s addiction eventually earned him an emergency trip to the vet to remove the extensive collection of panties lodged in his stomach (seriously), and a restraining order (we’re kidding).
The best part of this crazy story is that Brian’s trip to the vet didn’t teach him any lessons… the thong addicted pooch went right back his old ways and was caught wolfing down another thong ONE DAY after his surgery!
Brian, you need thong rehab! Stat!!