Joe Biden and Donald Trump might still be facing off in the 2020 election — if they don’t face off behind a high school gym before that.
POTUS took to Twitter to issue a painfully vivid response after Biden said on Tuesday he would “beat the hell out of” the President if they were in high school together over his disgusting comments about women.
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Speaking at a University of Miami rally to combat sexual assault on college campuses, the former Veep mused:
“They asked me would I like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.'”
Dang, Joe’s off the leash without good ol’ Obama by his side!
Naturally, the easily peeved POTUS wasn’t about to be emasculated like that. On Thursday, he let his followers know who the real crybaby would be if he and “Crazy Joe” actually exchanged blows, tweeting:
Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018
Not quite as convincing, is it?
Twitter responders blasted both politicians for putting their masculinities before causes they were supposed to be advocating for — Biden for promoting assault at a rally for his #ItsOnUs campaign (which aims to prevent sexual assault) and Trump for his rage tweeting when Melania Trump is TRYING HER BEST to prevent cyberbullying.
Check some reactions to the battle of the clowns (below):
How about they both find a better way to perform their masculinity besides violence and insults?
Maybe they could redefine what it means to be an ally in the process?
What happened to Biden’s #ItsOnUs campaign? He couldn’t have a convo with Trump about respect and decency? https://t.co/vmNcpWpNXF
— Aditi Juneja (@AditiJuneja3) March 22, 2018
Just so I’m clear, politics in 2018 is two septuagenarians threatening to beat each other up? https://t.co/Y6ooM8VZs5
— DJ Judd (@juddzeez) March 22, 2018
The president just bragged about beating the previous vice-president in a fist fight.
I know this is basically common place now, but by god it’s weird when you see it sometimes. https://t.co/Jn8TqO6jnz
— Jon Healy (@JonHealy) March 22, 2018
Two days ago, Melania Trump launched her cyber bullying campaign, and this morning, her husband cyber bullied Joe Biden.
— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) March 22, 2018
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!!!
A GERIATRIC CAGE MATCH FOR THE AGES!!!
Joey “The Bald Bomber” Biden
vs.
Donny “The Treacherous” Trump
(check your local listings for pay-per-view options)
— Amish PornStar™ (@AmishPornStar1) March 22, 2018
ok how about this: Trump and Joe Biden have a fistfight and if Biden wins he gets to be president and Trump fucks off and is never heard from again
— Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich) March 22, 2018
Joe Biden’s comment yesterday- and any threats of physical violence as a solution make me uncomfortable. Trump has brought our county and humanity down so many rungs, I don’t think we want to lower ourselves to meet him there.
— Amy Siskind (@Amy_Siskind) March 22, 2018
The back and forth between Trump and Biden over who can beat up who is quite interesting. I would have to pick Biden only because Trump will be exhausted having run into a school to save all the children.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) March 22, 2018
Trump has a Twitter-breakdown after Joe Biden said he’d “beat the hell” out of Trump if he treated women poorly in high school.
Meanwhile, Putin has hacked into our Nuclear Power plants, poisoned our allies, and continues to attack our Democracy, and Trump doesn’t say a word!
— Ed Krassenstein 💎 (@EdKrassen) March 22, 2018
At this rate, the 2020 debate is going to turn in to WWE smackdown… and we’re thinking we should just start embracing it.
[Image via Media Punch.]
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