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Donald Trump Made An Action Movie Trailer Starring Himself And Kim Jong-Un & It's A Must-Watch


Two dictators, two micropenises, one shitty propaganda film that looks like it was made by an eighth grader on iMovie.
That was basically the gist of the meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un on Tuesday, which apparently featured a homemade action movie trailer the President played for his new best friend (or ELSE) — because no one loves the glitz and glamour of Hollywood like Hollywood’s most hated man.
From the people who brought you classics like Border Wall: You Fell For It and Don’t Believe Her, She’s Ugly! comes the patriotic story of “two men, two leaders” destined to create a new future for their people (or ELSE).
Video: Dennis Rodman Weeps Over Summit Between Trump & Kim
The action trailer, produced by “Destiny Productions” (no affiliation to the actual award winning production company) features splashy visuals of military marches, heroic Trump, happy citizens, heroic Trump, Kim, nukes in REVERSE, and more heroic Trump. It’s the perfect medium for the son of a dictator who used propaganda to boost North Korean nationalism!
The President was pleased with how Kim received his Hollywood presentation during the summit in Singapore, telling the Associated Press, “I think he loved it.” Sure beats being killed by Seth Rogen and James Franco in The Interview!
Ch-ch-check out the unintentionally hilarious faux-trailer (above).

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Jun 12, 2018 12:20pm PDT