Years after he claimed Barack Obama was lying about his U.S. citizenship, Donald Trump is now the subject of a conspiracy similar to the #Birther movement.
But instead of his birthplace, 45 is now being accused of lying about something much more fitting: his waistline!
The results of Trump’s recent physical examination were published this week, and many critics noticed a few red flags. Specifically, his listed height and weight.
According to the official White House report, President Truffle stands at 75 inches (6’3) and weighs a tight 239 lbs.
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Funny, right? The internet agreed… and so began the #Girther movement.
Supporters of the movement called B.S. on the medical report, postulating that Trump — whose diet supposedly consists of KFC, McDonald’s, and chocolate cake — is both shorter and heavier than the exam suggests. They even provided photographic evidence comparing him to people who are actually 6’3.
Others noted that Dr. Ronny Jackson‘s measurements put Trump’s BMI at 29.9 — just under being considered obese. Can Dr. Ronny do our next physical too, plz?
See what believers of the #girther movement are saying (below).
For the record, @realDonaldTrump said he was 74 inches in 2012. Now his doctor says he’s 75 inches. And that one inch makes is BMI “overweight” not “obese.” I’m a #girther because old men don’t GROW an inch! pic.twitter.com/ehNxF9PjPL
— Gersh Kuntzman (@GershKuntzman) January 16, 2018
Trump, 6├óΓé¼Γäó3″ 239 lbs. Me, 6├óΓé¼Γäó3″ 245 lbs. ├░┼╕┬ñΓÇ¥ pic.twitter.com/rrJy4xTews
— Duval Soll (@BiggieSolls) January 16, 2018
I am 6’1″, and at that time I was probably very close to 239, +/- 5lbs https://t.co/JT3ETmMxZ1 pic.twitter.com/tYUTkIjlLz
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) January 16, 2018
As long as Mueller puts 239 lbs. of Trump in jail, we don’t care what he does with the other 50.
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) January 16, 2018
I will give 100 thousand dollars to Trump’s favorite charity if he will step on an accurate scale with an impartial medical professional, okayed by both of us. For real. #Girther #GirtherMovement
— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) January 17, 2018
Two 6’3″ men standing next to each other. #Girther #GirtherMovement pic.twitter.com/yI14O6YpQ6
— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) January 17, 2018
A 6├óΓé¼Γäó3″ man standing next to a 5├óΓé¼Γäó10″ man standing next to another 6├óΓé¼Γäó3″ man. pic.twitter.com/f9j6oULwNN
— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) January 17, 2018
Trump 6├óΓé¼Γäó3″
Obama 6├óΓé¼Γäó1″
🤔 #Girther #AlternativeFacts pic.twitter.com/5HhdMFE5k0
— Bill Jack (@ceomuscle) January 17, 2018
Dr. Ronny Jackson just confirmed for us that America will be much better off if it lost 239lbs… pic.twitter.com/WGaZS0cN7p
— TrumpsTaxes (@TrumpsTaxes) January 16, 2018
So Dr. Ronny Jackson says Trump is 6′ 3″ & 239lbs
That makes his BMI 29.9
These are the BMI classifications
Normal weight: BMI is 18.5 to 24.9
Overweight: BMI is 25 to 29.9
Obese: BMI is 30 or more
Seems to me like they lied just enough so Trump wouldn’t be considered obese.├░┼╕┬ñΓÇ¥
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Alexander “Stable Genius” Hamilton (@AHamiltonSpirit) January 17, 2018
…and then the doctor said that he weighed only 239 lbs. pic.twitter.com/GTSXzHIi2T
— The Guy (@theguydf) January 16, 2018
It’s one thing to question Trump’s physical report, but in no way should he be body shamed!
What do YOU think of the #Girther movement??
[Image via Mischa Schoemaker/WENN.]
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