Donald Trump Once Again Says He Is The Victim Of A ‘WITCH HUNT’, Offends Witches Everywhere
You know what time it is: Donald Trump is once again trying to shake off that Russian collusion narrative by using a catchphrase from his greatest hits.
No, not the fan favorite “NO COLLUSION.” Something with more imagery!
Taking to Twitter to yet again denounce Robert Mueller‘s Russia investigation, POTUS quoted multiple Fox News guests who simply don’t see any evidence of Trump’s Kremlin ties, which culminated in a very poetic tweet:
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 27, 2018
Yes, Donald, a which hunt in which five witches have already plead guilty to witchcraft.
Not only does this Twitter tantrum come fresh off a federal grand jury indicting 13 Russian nationals and 3 Russian entities for alleged illegal interference in the 2016 election, it was spewed the same day Trump named his 2020 campaign manager.
It’s been reported that the president’s former digital adviser Brad Parscale will be managing his re-election campaign. Parscale was the man behind the data that targeted voters in Trump’s 2016 campaign that eventually lead to a victory.
Funny, the federal grand jury thinks the Russian-operated Internet Research Agency should take credit for that!
Whichhhhh brings us back to the witch hunt — which compelled Twitter to conjure up plenty of shady responses! Ch-ch-check them out (below)!
This witch hunt sure is catching a lot of witches.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ andy lassner (@andylassner) February 27, 2018
This must be the first witch hunt in history that├óΓé¼Γäós resulted in 5 guilty pleas.
4. Van der Zwaan
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 27, 2018
Stop calling it a witch hunt. Witches are badass women with cool powers. You├óΓé¼Γäóre a cowardly, racist sexual predator. https://t.co/byVksAjK13
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 27, 2018
Is this a witch hunt? No. Am I a witch currently using witchcraft to actively hunt the President? Yes.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Bess Kalb (@bessbell) February 27, 2018
A witch hunt
A nothing burger
A highly leveraged professional foreign agent Paul Manafort takes over Trump├óΓé¼Γäós campaign *at the same time* the Kremlin is engaged in a large, risky, criminal intel op to get Trump elected.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Stephanie Ruhle (@SRuhle) February 25, 2018
– “WITCH HUNT”
– “NO COLLUSION”
– Fox News quote
– Unhinged rant about Hillary
We├óΓé¼Γäóre only one attack on Obama away from winning Trump Meltdown Bingo.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) February 27, 2018
If you are referring to women suffering under the hands of powerful men, then, yes, we are living in witch hunt times. https://t.co/Qf9FXcsg4v
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) February 27, 2018
The largest WITCH HUNT of all time, and the Salem Witch Trial in the 1690├óΓé¼Γäós resulted in 200 people being accused, and none of them plead guilty├óΓé¼┬ª
19 Indictments down, 181 to go, with 5 guilty pleas to boot!
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Brian Krassenstein├░┼╕┬É┬¼ (@krassenstein) February 27, 2018
Looks like Donny’s headed up the sky without a broom.
[Image via Media Punch.]