Even Inanimate Objects Are Pissed At Tiger Woods

Tiger is in trouble with a pig!

A lot of celebrities are put off by the sexcapades of Tiger Woods. That includes ones that constantly have a hand up their ass!

The delightful Miss Piggy was on The Wendy Williams Show, which will air this Friday, and the girls got to gabbing about Tiger. Piggy told Wendy:

“My Kermie is nothing like [Tiger]. I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi, but, if he did, you can rest assured there’d be a hole in one, and he’d be the one!”

Hell yes!

Elin Nordegren, gives this piglet a call!

[Image via WENN.]