Exclusive! Three More Added To The Dancing With The Stars Lineup!

We are soooo tuning in this season! This is going to be EPIC!
Sources have EXCLUSIVELY revealed to PerezHilton.com the names of three more contestants signed up for this season of Dancing With The Stars.
Hold onto your hats! Drum roll please…
And the lovely ladies are:
Kendra Wilkinson, Wendy Williams and….Kirstie Alley!
AAAAH-MAZING!
OMG! Kirstie! Welcome! Now this’ll be a much more effective way to shed the pounds than faking it with Photoshop your previous “meal plan.”
Oh, did Xenu tell you to do this? Please say yes!!! HA!
Nothing will ever top this – ever! Bravo, ABC Casting! Bravo!