FAIL!!!

Does this hot tranny mess ever look in a mirror!?
Jordan and her massive boobs launched her collection of Katie Price iPods on Friday wearing THAT.
We’re surprised the British Kardashian could breathe in that silver sausage casing of an outfit because it looks like it’s ready to bust at any minute.
We’ll save our comments on her iPod tiara and earrings, the ridiculousness speaks for itself.
[Image via Daniel Deme/WENN.]