They didn’t quite break the Internet… but Twitter will just have to suffice!
Believe it or not, it’s been nearly a year since the story of Zola and her traumatizing trip to Florida first went viral, and it seems like the social media site missed having a tantalizing tale to tell.
That’s because a new long-form feud began trending on Tuesday, and it comes complete with just as many twists and turns!
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Okay. So all the NSFW baby momma drama started when 18-year-old Shantasia Phillips accused relatively well-known tweeter Kyle Harris — aka KyleGotJokes — of getting her pregnant with a pretty damning ultrasound pic:
She brought the receipts!
While the 25-year-old didn’t deny sleeping with Shantasia, he defended himself saying the pair used a condom, claiming:
But wait…
DAYUM.
This is where things get taken to an entirely different level, because Kyle actually goes out of his way to admit to having a girlfriend, posting:
Bold strategy.
Naturally, Kyle’s girlfriend Bren├â┬í J was quick to block his number after he clearly confessed to cheating, which prompted a series of regretful tweets from the baby daddy in question, including:
Yikes.
By this point in the day, Shantasia and Kyle were trending topics across the globe… which explains why it was so easy for Twitter to discover the entire pregnancy was just a hoax!
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Apparently, Shantasia was just jealous about Kyle and Bren├â┬í’s budding romance, so she used a prank app to doctor a fake ultrasound, telling Buzzfeed:
“[I did it to] break up his relationship with his current girlfriend, which happened, so I guess it worked. [I’m just] happy to not be pregnant by him!”
Too bad Kyle didn’t realize that before ruining his own relationship with some real adultery!
Bren├â┬í’s thoughts on the matter??
Fair enough.
We absolutely LIVE for this digital drama!!!
What do U think about Twitter’s latest masterpiece??
[Image via Shantasia Phillips/Twitter.]