They didn’t quite break the Internet… but Twitter will just have to suffice!
Believe it or not, it’s been nearly a year since the story of Zola and her traumatizing trip to Florida first went viral, and it seems like the social media site missed having a tantalizing tale to tell.
That’s because a new long-form feud began trending on Tuesday, and it comes complete with just as many twists and turns!
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Okay. So all the NSFW baby momma drama started when 18-year-old Shantasia Phillips accused relatively well-known tweeter Kyle Harris — aka KyleGotJokes — of getting her pregnant with a pretty damning ultrasound pic:
Since you wanna block me @kylegotjokes pic.twitter.com/Fxsple1u1f
— shantasia (@LING_LING156) September 6, 2016
She brought the receipts!
While the 25-year-old didn’t deny sleeping with Shantasia, he defended himself saying the pair used a condom, claiming:
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww I had a condom on fuck outta here https://t.co/85cPT71RNq
— Pablo (@kylegotjokes) September 6, 2016
But wait…
Everybody know you go in raw cheap ass https://t.co/Ttk8JqIxmL
— shantasia (@LING_LING156) September 6, 2016
DAYUM.
This is where things get taken to an entirely different level, because Kyle actually goes out of his way to admit to having a girlfriend, posting:
Since we putting everything on Twitter might as well tell the whole story 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊@LING_LING156 pic.twitter.com/qjbZdNObT7
— Pablo (@kylegotjokes) September 6, 2016
Bold strategy.
Naturally, Kyle’s girlfriend Bren├â┬í J was quick to block his number after he clearly confessed to cheating, which prompted a series of regretful tweets from the baby daddy in question, including:
Unblock my number, she weird af she not pregnant by me @iambrenaj
— Pablo (@kylegotjokes) September 6, 2016
The only woman that ever had my back is gone 😪 I fucked up big time @iambrenaj pic.twitter.com/EpVqBJfqwc
— Pablo (@kylegotjokes) September 6, 2016
Yikes.
By this point in the day, Shantasia and Kyle were trending topics across the globe… which explains why it was so easy for Twitter to discover the entire pregnancy was just a hoax!
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Apparently, Shantasia was just jealous about Kyle and Bren├â┬í’s budding romance, so she used a prank app to doctor a fake ultrasound, telling Buzzfeed:
“[I did it to] break up his relationship with his current girlfriend, which happened, so I guess it worked. [I’m just] happy to not be pregnant by him!”
I am very evil 😈
— shantasia (@LING_LING156) September 7, 2016
Too bad Kyle didn’t realize that before ruining his own relationship with some real adultery!
Bren├â┬í’s thoughts on the matter??
Kyle ain’t shit.
— Brená (@iambrenaj) September 7, 2016
Fair enough.
We absolutely LIVE for this digital drama!!!
What do U think about Twitter’s latest masterpiece??
[Image via Shantasia Phillips/Twitter.]
