Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Scores Nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS For Staged Sex Tape!

Guess Farrah Abraham knew what she was doing all along!
Or at least her PR team did!
After endless weeks of information about the Teen Mom star’s sex tape floating around – Farrah apparently got what she wished for, and what she wanted was M-O-N-E-Y!!!
Which she now has plenty of!
Word is she received a high six figure deal for her sex tape collaboration with James Deen!!
How high?
Cue Dr. Evil because sources say the deal is worth nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Now that its official, the only thing left to do is to start guessing what the name of the movie is going to be.
We’re going with Giant C**k despite Farrah’s allegations!
Get it? Cause her co-star’s name is James Deen, and the real James Dean was in a movie called Giant.
No? Yeah you’re right.
Don’t worry we’ll keep churning out possible titles!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]