Forget The Oscars, This Is What Awards Are Really All About

This is the award he’s always been waiting for!

Brad Pitt‘s prayers have been answered, as he was just named the Hat Person Of The Year by the Headwear Association, beating out Justin Timberlake, Sarah Jessica Parker, Samuel L. Jackson, Jessica Simpson, and Nicole Kidman.

They are said to be inconsolable.

Headwear Association president, David Goldman, stated, “We created this award to honor well-known people that wear a hat in their everyday life. This year, we tip our hat to Brad Pitt, who wears many hats on and off the screen, and recently has been spotted globe-trotting in ivy caps and stingy-bring fedoras.”

Congratulations, Papa Pitt!

[Image via WENN.]