Fresh From The MTV Butcher Shop!

Ugh! Why do they have to mess with things that were fine as they were?
MTV has picked up two new scripted TV series, which one would think was a nice departure from their god awful reality crap (that was not directed at you, Snooki) – if they weren’t shiteous revamps!
The network will grant a series order to Teen Wolf, a reimagining of the 1985 Michael J. Fox film, and to a US version of the UK teen drama Skins!
Bleck! We can only imagine the werewolf costume! It’s going to be absolutely HOrrific!
And we don’t even want to comment on what they’re going to do to Skins. The UK version is absolutely brilliant, why on Earth does it need to be re-done?!
You are on thin ice, MTV! Tread very lightly!