Not only is she a skanky evangelical hypocrite, but divine forces have deemed it so!
While speaking at the conservative Value Voters Summit on Friday, Carrie Prejean had the nerve to tell the crowd that she was chosen by God to oppose gay marriage!
WTF?!
“God had a plan for me that day,” she said about the Miss USA competition.
If he’s watching over pageants, we’ve got bigger problems!
“I could not believe that they were asking that question at Miss USA,” said the former Miss California about our very astute question on gay marriage. “I’m so proud of the answer that I gave. God chose me for that moment.”
Reeeeeeeaaaallly?!
“I was a woman who stood up for the truth and people don’t want to admit that. I had the courage and the bravery that a lot of people don’t have,” said the half plastic martyr.
But, God didn’t choose for you to have bigger boobies. You went against his will!
The self righteousness continued, “I am not defeated, they have not defeated me. They can say whatever they want about me and my faith. I always wanted to leave a legacy of courage and boldness and to show that to young people.”
Maybe she should thank God for us!
Because if it wasn’t for our question, she’d be lying out and tanning her tittays on Obscurity Beach!
[Image via AP Images.]
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