Awww you guys! Tara Reid wants us all to stop criticizing her plastic surgery ravaged body.
She doesn’t understand that we’re making fun of her body in addition to the hasbeen career she pissed away as a pAArty-girl boozehound.
She calls her plastic surgery scars her “battle wounds.”
No, the battle wounds are the ones on our eyeballs after their subjugation to your mutilated mammary.
Terror is currently working on a tacky line of fortune cookie casual wear for divorced mothers in the Valley to wear while they drive their SUVs and fetch Starbucks. It’s called Mantra, and features different colors for different moods. Tara explains, “Red is for love, green for luck, white for peace ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ everything gives you a mantra of the day.”
Quaint.
She adds, “I made this line about feeling good about yourself.”
No need to go through all that work, Tara. All we have to do is look at you to feel good about ourselves.
Ouch!
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