Gwyneth Contorts On The Cover Of Vogue

Why do magazines always insist on effing up every cover she’s on!?
The GOOP-ie Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover of the August issue of Vogue looking all bent out of shape.
On top of photoshopping the hell out of her face, they managed to fuse her legs together, twist her right arm to awkwardly place her shrunken hand underneath her bum and make her boobs non-existent.
Yikes!
Next time, go easy on the gal.
[Image courtesy of Mario Testino / Vogue.]