Way to be a c*ckblock, all right!
Word on the street has it that Gwyneth Paltrow won’t let bestie Cameron Diaz anywhere near the peen for a WHOLE FRIGGIN’ YEAR!!
Apparently there’s some concern for Cammie’s well-being, with speculation of a mid-life crisis growing more and more.
Sources are now reporting that the speculation’s even gone to Gwynnie herself, forcing her to enact sexual martial law on Cam, with the sources saying:
“Gwyneth’s sorted out everything from finances to hooking her up with her trainer. She has also forced her to swear off sex for a year, saying men distract her focus.”
Well if she really thinks it’s for the best…
But we’re seriously wondering how anyone could cage Cam up. Gurl is a FREE BIRD through and through… if she wants a rod or two, she’ll take it!
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