Gwyneth Paltrow's Gonna Have a Chris-less Valentine's

Poor Gwynnie!

Nothing romantical will be going on for Gwyneth Paltrow on Valentine’s Day.

In fact, she doesn’t even know where her husband, lead Coldplay douche Chris Martin, will be that day!

“My husband [Chris Martin] will be on tour and I don’t even know where he is — Australia? — so I’ll be with my kids for Valentine’s Day,” said GOOPy to a reporter.

How romantic!

So, when’s the divorce announcement coming out?!

[Image via WENN.]