Hayden Pain-In-The-Ass Attempts To Seduce Chuck Bass By Trying To Look Like Blair Waldorf!!


Hadyen Pain-in-the-Ass must have realized that being a firecrotch made people associate her with the disaster that is Lindsanity, so she took the equally STOOPID Ashlee Simpson route and premiered a considerably darker ‘do at the Tommy Hilfiger show at NYC Fashion week last night!!

Maybe she thinks being brunette makes her look more ‘mature!’

She also must have confused Chuck Bass for a middle-aged man, because she plopped herself right down next to him for the duration of the show!!

Sorry, honey, he’s only 22!!

Remove yourself from his peen, you know dating someone your own age would be an absolute travesty!!!

[Image via WENN.]