Housewife In Training

Nicole Richie is on the cover of the new August issue of U.K. Marie Claire.
The Simple Life star just got back from Dallas, where she was spending time with her main man, Joel Madden, who was in town for some promotional appearances with his band Good Charlotte.
And, though we keep trying to stay in denial about it, sources close to the pair are saying that Nicole is pregnant.
We still refuse to believe it! Until we see a big ol’ baby bump, we’re gonna assume she’s fucking with us!!!