If You Didn't Watch The I Wanna Marry 'Harry' Premiere, Here Is Every HIGHlarious Moment— In GIFs!

I Wanna Marry “Harry” is quite possibly the most morally bankrupt reality show….EVER.
Still, that doesn’t mean last night’s premiere on FOX was any less LAUGH-OUT-LOUD entertaining.
In case you haven’t heard of the irresistible new reality show, let us explain the concept: 12 common American women travel to the UK to stay in a country palace to compete for a man they believe to be Prince Harry ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ because he has red hair and a British accent, of course! LOLz!
Even though the faux security detail is believable, how is it possible that not ONE of the 12 women doesn’t realize that a royal would NEVER go on a reality show to meet his future wife??! He has the whole world vying for his heart!
The royals were even supposedly skeptical of the ever-sophisticated Kate Middleton so we HIGHly doubt Prince Harry would entertain taking a cocktail waitress home to meet the Queen.
GEEZ.
Anyway…
…all obliviousness aside, we’re only an hour into the competition and we already have endless GIFable gold.
We must thank Ryan Seacrest (of course) for producing such a delicious guilty pleasure! Thank you!
Ch-ch-check out the top 5 BEST quotes so far…IN GIFs (below)!!!

Did we mention the faux Harry (a.k.a. Matt Hicks) can’t afford a car??

…um…there’s a difference.

Not quite.

Rose didn’t pee herself last night, but there is still a whole season! LOLz!

Ours too, gurl. Ours too.
[Image via FOX.]